[READ BEFORE POSTING] How to make a good staff application

Staff here are very busy, trying to make this a better place.
Read the requirements below before applying:
- Must be online 4+ days / week.
- Must have one week's experience
- Must have at least 3 messages (exceptions apply)
- Must use correct grammar
- DOES NOT SWEAR

Make your application as formal as possible and flesh out details.
After your application, wait and be patient. Patience will help your acceptance.

Use the form below as your application:

Name:
Email:
Days online:
Why shall we accept you?:
What position are you looking for?:
Hobbies other than forums:
What is your personality?:

dude u swear
told me to stfu EASON